I'm not sure...

...if this is the best or worst week of my life.

It certainly has been unique.

Kudos To: The Daycare Lady

Alright, so there's this daycare lady who comes into Target sometimes with six or more children in tow. It's obvious that she's a daycare lady (either that or I'm just smart like that) and I have to say that I am extremely impressed with how she handles those kids. I work retail, right, so I've seen my share of whiney screamy spoiled little brats that parents cannot seem to handle, even though the ratio is 2:1. This lady magically juggles six kids under the age of six all by herself, and they behave perfectly. No whining, no begging, no lying in the middle of the aisle screaming.

You might say "Of course they don't do that, they know she won't buy anything for them cuz she's just the daycare lady." Ok, I'll give you that. But still. The kids aren't running around, they're not messing up the merchandise, pulling it off the shelves, etc. They're not screaming and hitting eachother. So I say Kudos to the Daycare Lady. You're amazing, and if I wasn't totally opposed to daycare, I would get your number and send my kids to you... if I had kids ;)

My Red High Heels

Just got my first pair of killer red high heels. I've been wanting to own shoes like this for years. I can't wait to try them out.

Red High Heels

By Kelly Pickler

Baby, I've got plans tonight
You don't know nothin about
I've been sittin round way too long
Tryin' to figure you out
But you say that you'll call and you don't
And I'm spinnin my wheels
So I'm goin out tonight in my red high heels

I'm gonna call up that old boyfriend you said
Still has it bad for me
I'm gonna take him into town, flaunt him around
For everyone to see
Well, you said watch yourself, baby
Yeah, you know the deal
Nobody holds a candle to me
In my red high heels

Oh, you can watch me walk if you want to, want to
I bet you want me back now don't you, don't you
I'm about to show you just how missin me feels
In my red high heels

All those games you tried to play
Well they ain't gonna work on me now
I put a barbed wire fence around my heart, baby
Just to keep you out
Well, you thought I'd wait around forever
But baby get real
I just kicked you to the curb
In my red high heels

Oh, you can watch me walk if you want to, want to
I bet you want me back now don't you, don't you
I'm about to show you just how missin me feels
In my red high heels

Oh, you can watch me walk if you want to, want to
I bet you want me back now don't you, don't you
I'm about to show you just how missin me feels

Oh, you can watch me walk if you want to, want to
I bet you want me back now don't you, don't you
I'm about to show you just how missin' me feels
In my red high heels
In my red high heels
In my red high heels 

Kudos to Ford

It's very rare that I find a commercial that really interests me on different levels... usually they're either boring and to the point, or creative to the point of making me forget what the commercial is for. Which is why I love the new Ford F-150 commercials. Utter brilliance. They make me want to go buy a ford and use it to haul stuff to unreachable destinations :)